I Rock Your World

Boredom is a dangerous thing.

For example, you can decide to burn down a state forest. Or head to a gay sex sauna. Or take up smoking. Boredom is not good news (neither is battery acid, but that's another story really).

Due to incurable boredom, I play with this website solely for my amusement. Unlike other things I play with solely for my amusement, it won't make me go blind.

I hope you hate it.

I feel safe in saying this as I am the only person who'd read this drivel. Even my closest friends don't actually bother with the text, god forbid.

The internet is gloriously built for the fine art of procrastination. That is why I built this site. I can avoid work more gloriously now.
 
You will always be able to tell when I am in exams or have an assignment due. There will be a flurry of updates.
 
Peace n luv, brutha.

Mail me here, and I will love you forever.

My main composition page is here

My Daily Life is Fascinating!

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Fritz Lang's film "Metropolis" of 1926

What's New?

NEW WINTER LAYOUT!!
 
There is a NEW BUD & a NEW COUNTRY for week beginning 21.06 after a long, miserable hiatus.
 
and if you don't like it you can eat your hat. you're stuck with it until September now.
 
Rah de rah no one ever reads this far. I'm sure of it.
ZUGSWANG.
YOU ARE ALL COCKHEADS.
If you have read this box, you will be informed that there are new awards, which will now be announced Fridays due to a distinct lack of university.
 
 
 
The GUESTBOOK IS ON PAGE FOUR
...oddly enough, this is the first page... | ...followed by the second page, naturally... | ...believe it or not, this is the third page... | ...funny, I could've sworn this was page four... | ...page five! ta-da!... | ...ssssshhh don't tell anyone but this is page six... | ...seven sausages sizzling sexily sing songs so supersitiously...

...I am happy now that Charles calls on my bedchamber less frequently... I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England (Lady Hillingham, 1912)...