In the pursuits of amusing myself (for surely there is no grander pursuit) AND keeping my clothes on at the same time, I have created this wacky web journal. I guarantee it will be mostly boring stuff like:
2304 hrs: Loose stools again. Must eat more (or less?) bran.
As anything even mildly interesting will be omitted lest I offend someone or reveal more about myself than I would wish to.
Occasionally though I will release A Grade Gossip into my web journal. You'll just have to be on your toes.
