I Rock Your World
...oddly enough, this is the first page...

..it has been suggested that I describe myself here...I'm not good at that, so instead here are a series of lists for your pleasure... you can draw your own conclusions...

Things I, In No Particular Order Other Than The Order In Which I Think of Them, Love:

The smell of hot water; A really good orgasm; Six Feet Under; The clothes and apartments on Sex and the City; Airports; The gourmet food department of David Jones; The smell of the Oroton shops; A really good caffe latte; When I get to sleep in late under my doona but dont get all stuffy and overheated; Applause; A big bunch of really fresh flowers; Finishing a big piece of music; Understanding the tiniest concept of Harmonic Practises; the original Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego; Are You Being Served?; the Sister Act movies; Robert Altman movies; Cluedo; Art Deco; The clothes of the late 30's; Breakfast At Tiffany's; Audrey Hepburn

I'll add more as I think of them.

 

Things I, In No Order Other Than The Order In Which I Think Of Them, Hate:
 

The sound of a mosquito just when about to get to sleep; Not being able to sleep when you know you need to get up early the next morning; Being hungover; Gnashing my teeth; Traffic jams; Being called sweetie, love, or darling; When performers of something youve worked hard on couldnt give a shit; When administrators cant organise a root in a brothel; Subjects where you love the content, but the lecturer is painfully boring; Jemma Clones who should just develop their own personality; Big Brother; Temptation Island; People who fart in elevators; University Activism

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I May Change This Picture Regularly...
Or then again, I may not.

This is Not a Photo of Me

In fact, neither of these people are me. They are from Jean Luc Goddard's landmark film of 1960- A Bout De Souffle (Breathless).

Some interesting internet webpagery...

In search of the ultimate procrastination tool I have stumbled across many interesting sites in my time.
 
My friends' pages are on another section of this site so click the first link...

...funny, I could've sworn this was page four...

A very funny Aussie expat in the UK with a witty, interesting journal... rare indeed

This is very amusing, as I have also received one of these Nigerian emails

MMM yummy

The Ultimate Insult... even better for procastination that my page!

I find this girl oddly addictive

Disturbing. Very very disturbing.

Japan-erific... Japlish, pizzas and vending machines of schoolgirls' panties.

Literally Divine- God's Live Journal.

My Cat Hates You!

September 11 2001 affected lots of people in many different ways. I became a news addict. I can't start the day without a fix of current affairs.
 
I'm so pathetic.
 
But here are my two favourite places for getting a hit-

Version of the News Number One

Version of the News Number Two

Home

...oddly enough, this is the first page... | ...followed by the second page, naturally... | ...believe it or not, this is the third page... | ...funny, I could've sworn this was page four... | ...page five! ta-da!... | ...ssssshhh don't tell anyone but this is page six... | ...seven sausages sizzling sexily sing songs so supersitiously...

...a kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous (Ingrid Bergman)...