1. You can click on my guestbook link and make me feel warm fuzzy. If you choose this option you are most likely devastatingly attractive, sexy, witty, intelligent, charming, fantabalous and gloriously wonderful. In fact, I would not at all be surprised if you were Hugh Jackman.

 

2. You can ignore my guestbook. At this point, winged beasties from the depths of hell will fly up and chew out your eyes and place a horrid curse on you and all of your descendants for ever and ever more. If you are male, you probably have an extraordinarily small penis.