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Yes, I Am A Pirate.
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This is possibly me, possibly dressed for the Party Which Cannot Be Named Out of The Shame Of It All Being a Dismal Failure Because Of My Stupid Wankish Friends At The Time Except The Few Glorious People Who Fully Understood The Concept And Spirit Of The Event.
 
They know who they are, and they have my eternal gratitude.

Never Did I See Such a Comely Pirate
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I know she's on the other page, but not only is Fiona uber-photogenic, this outfit deserved to be shared with the world.
 
Look at the ruffles!
The cuffs!
The feather in her hat!
 
 

The Sexiest Pirates You Ever Did See, Arrrrr
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It is a little known, but widely understood, fact that Claire and Sophie were actually swapped at birth with Princess Stephanie and Princess Caroline of Monaco. Which explains a lot.
 
This is quite incredible, due to the fact that their birthdates are almost 30 years apart. Damn that hospital red tape.

Julz- Sex Goddess, Drinker and Homemaker
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This pic is not from The Party Which Cannot Be Named, but from the still talked about Uber-Gathering of 2002. In fact, it was so uber-iffic that the Divine Julz decided to commune with my kitchen.
 
See the enjoyment on her face!
Scrub, scrub, scrub the sink!
Watch Julz Scrub!
Scrub, scrub, scrub.

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