| Sam I Am In A Hat |
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| Elmo in a Hat. Some people call him Sam, but I refuse to believe that vile rumour. |
Elmo
Elmo and I met at the Fisting Fireman FilmFest '98 where we both expressed an appreciation of this little known art form. I know him to be a consummate fister, and an all round nice guy.
When he grows up, he wants to be a fire hydrant.
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| Fiona And Spencer |
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| "Bizarre off-beat and exceptionally entertaining"- New York Times |
Fiona and Spencer
Despite looking nothing like each other, Fiona and Spencer are actually Siamese twins joined at the knee.
This is mildly amusing for everyone, except Fiona and Spencer who find it mildly annoying.
They are currently touring the US and Canada on the cabaret circuit, and will headline with Tina Turner at the Sahara in Las Vegas.
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| Glorious Anne |
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| My bestest friend in the whole wide world times infinity times infinity times infinity |
Anne
Anne is the Chairwoman/Dominatrix of Infiltrated Penetrations Incorporated, of which I am a board member.
Our mutual enjoyments include world domination.
That is all.
She has a dog, which I bathe.
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| Sexy & Sensational Stu |
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| "The most outstanding young performer of his generation"- Adult Film Weekly |
Stu
Ah the joys of Stu....
Stu and I met at a charity benefit for aged porn stars. He was the young up and comer looking to break into the business, I was the seasoned pro. A fond friendship was sure to follow.
When he grows up, he wants to be a bra.
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